Lily put her hands on her hips and said, loud and clear, “Grandma, if no man wants Mom, then why did Grandpa say you were the one nobody wanted, and he only married you for the casserole?” The aisle exploded. A man dropped his basket, and a woman near the oats had to hold the shelf. Marjorie’s mouth opened and closed like a fish, her face going from red to purple.

“Who told you that?” she hissed. Lily shrugged. “I heard Dad tell Aunt Janet at Thanksgiving. He said it was a family joke.” Marjorie turned to me, furious, but the cashier, wiping her eyes, was already clapping. Then a tall man in a green apron stepped forward, holding a clipboard, and asked quietly, “Ma’am, is there a problem here?”

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